Hormone Witch Heavyweight Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Comfort Colors 1717 Seasonal Collection

New season. Same hormones. Better T-shirt. 🧡💜

The Night Sweat Dragon Comfort Colors 1717 Seasonal Collection brings together limited-time designs for women navigating midlife with humor, confidence, and just the right amount of sass.

From Halloween and spooky-season favorites to holiday and seasonal designs, these tees pair relatable Night Sweat Dragon humor with the soft, vintage-inspired look of the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt checks all the boxes and is made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Its classic T-shirt style and relaxed fit make it an easy choice for everyday wear, fall weekends, holiday gatherings, or embracing whatever midlife throws your way.

Whether you're shopping for yourself or searching for a funny gift for a woman in perimenopause or menopause, look for fresh seasonal designs featuring witty takes on hormones, hot flashes, motherhood, midlife chaos, and more.

Comfort Colors 1717 Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Relaxed unisex fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Seasonal designs won't stick around forever—your hormones might, but your favorite tee shouldn't have to.