Gifts & Apparel for Women Who've Earned It

Funny, warm, and a little fierce — just like you.

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Night Sweat Dragon Tee — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Shirt

Night Sweat Dragon Tee — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Shirt

Night Sweat Dragon Tee — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Shirt

$27.95 USD
Sale price  $27.95 USD Regular price 
Dear Hormones Spiral Journal — Funny Menopause Gift

Dear Hormones Spiral Journal — Funny Menopause Gift

Dear Hormones Spiral Journal — Funny Menopause Gift

$19.95 USD
Sale price  $19.95 USD Regular price 
Gym Hair Don't Care Soy Candle — Funny Gift for Women

Gym Hair Don't Care Soy Candle — Funny Gift for Women

Gym Hair Don't Care Soy Candle — Funny Gift for Women

$18.95 USD
Sale price  $18.95 USD Regular price 
I'm Not Sweating, I'm Sparkling – Funny Midlife Mug | Night Sweat Dragon

I'm Not Sweating, I'm Sparkling – Funny Midlife Mug | Night Sweat Dragon

I'm Not Sweating, I'm Sparkling – Funny Midlife Mug | Night Sweat Dragon

$18.95 USD
Sale price  $18.95 USD Regular price 
Smells Like My Husband Survived – Night Sweat Dragon Soy Candle

Smells Like My Husband Survived – Night Sweat Dragon Soy Candle

Smells Like My Husband Survived – Night Sweat Dragon Soy Candle

$18.95 USD
Sale price  $18.95 USD Regular price 
Night Sweat Survivor Club Sweatshirt — Funny Menopause Gift

Night Sweat Survivor Club Sweatshirt — Funny Menopause Gift

Night Sweat Survivor Club Sweatshirt — Funny Menopause Gift

$38.99 USD
Sale price  $38.99 USD Regular price 

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Hazel's Vintage Club
Hazel's Vintage Club

Hazel's Vintage Club

Night Sweat Survivor Club
Night Sweat Survivor Club

Night Sweat Survivor Club

Funny apparel, cozy gifts, candles, journals, and mugs for surviving midlife with coffee, humor, and zero apologies.

Hazel wasn't expecting midlife to come with night sweats at 3 AM and changing shirts before sunrise.

So she decided to laugh about it.

Night Sweat Dragon was created for every woman who's ever thought,

"Dear hormones, could we maybe tone it down just a little?"

Sincerely,
Every Woman Over 40

2XL and up are priced slightly higher

Our unisex tees have a relaxed fit on women and run true-to-size on men. For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.

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