Not Today Hormones Shirt — Funny Menopause Graphic Tee

Some things get better with age — wine, cheese, and women who've stopped caring what anyone thinks. This tee is made for exactly that woman.

The Not Today Hormones Shirt is part of Hazel's Vintage Club — a collection of retro-inspired apparel for women who wear their mileage like a badge of honor. Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee, it's got that soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Cozy, funny, and unapologetically midlife. Welcome to the club.

Why You'll Love It

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, authentic vintage look and feel
• Relaxed unisex fit — made for real life
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for lasting comfort
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Perfect for everyday wear, gifting, or treating yourself

Fit

The Comfort Colors® 1717 features a relaxed unisex fit. Order your normal size for a classic look, or size up one or two for that oversized, cozy vibe that pairs perfectly with leggings, jeans, or biker shorts.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Because great style — and great women — only get better with time.

• Blank product sourced from Honduras